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Craig

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Pentagon Announcement
« on: September 20, 2011, 07:27:16 AM »

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).

These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.
1.The season opened today.
2.There is no limit.
3.They taste like chicken.
4.They dont like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5.They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday...
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Re: Pentagon Announcement
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 10:16:14 AM »

They carry their own camo too...both the regular kind and the kind that helps you blend in with the dirt.
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Re: Pentagon Announcement
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 02:03:18 PM »

Finally, they make a decision that promises to have a quick end to the terrorist problem and and in a very cost effective manner too.

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Re: Pentagon Announcement
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 08:35:42 PM »

Who's Dale Earnhardt?  ;D
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