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They Walk Among Us - BE VERY WARY

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deblynn:
That is some funny stuff.  Often, folks blurt things out without realizing how it sounds to someone else (including me) :D. As a side note though, here in N.J., we don't pump our own gas, so many of us would probably have no idea how to do it.

Nan:
Pam,
While were returning from central Ohio last month, we stopped for gas and a woman at another gas pump pulled out with the hose still attached to her tank. They must have  a release or something, because there wasn't any gas leaking as she drove down the highway trailing that hose.

I couldn't believe it (I don't know if I would have enough courage) but she came back while we were still there. We could see her laughing in store. I don't know what became of the hose - she didn't have it with her.

onelovedread:
When I was a teenager, I had a severe case of 'crabs' (lice in my genital area). It itched so much that I shaved and sprayed Raid around the offending area. God spared me as I understand that many have died from doing that. Good thing is that it worked!

Duane:
I know some one who worked in our factory, who used RAID to solve his problem and he landed in the hospital for three weeks with severe burns to his genitals!  Note:  This should serve as a "genital reminder"  NOT to do that!!

octoberose:
Oh my goodness, I just read all these on my birthday and it's a funny reminder of the absurdity of man (and woman). Thanks for ending my day with laughter. Now, can someone help me find my keys? Maybe I'll look in the freezer.

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