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Craig

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Really Funny
« on: October 10, 2011, 08:04:32 AM »

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cjwood

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Re: Really Funny
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2011, 02:23:03 AM »

just saw your post craig.  apparently Father God is using humor to heal me.  He's so awesome!  and the video you posted, floored me.  like it, like it. two thumbs up!   :D :D

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Re: Really Funny
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2011, 08:05:30 PM »

 ;D
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Elaine

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Re: Really Funny
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2011, 03:11:41 PM »

I checked this out on the internet and it's for real!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
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cjwood

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Re: Really Funny
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2011, 01:01:12 AM »

hilarious onelovedread!

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