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jingle52

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Jobs
« on: November 25, 2011, 07:52:00 AM »

Thought I'd pass this on  8)

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice Factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
 
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
 
4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
 
5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
 
6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it.... I couldn't cut the mustard.
 
7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
 
8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
 
9. Next was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
 
10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
 
11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
 
12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
 
13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
 
14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
 
15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I’M PERFECT FOR THE JOB.
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Fester

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Re: Jobs
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2011, 08:27:12 PM »

 
Maybe you should become a Pastor.
 
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