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Craig

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The Chuckster
« on: December 12, 2011, 09:52:07 AM »

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen...... Seconds.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

When Chuck Norris puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
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mharrell08

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Re: The Chuckster
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 11:39:19 AM »

I love reading Chuck Norris 'facts'!


Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

In his will, Chuck Norris has specified that if he dies, he will bury himself.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


Thanks for the laughs Craig.  :)
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Gina

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Re: The Chuckster
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 12:03:22 PM »

He slams revolving doors.  haha  CLASSIC! 

What a great start to a Monday morning.  Thanks you two. 


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JohnMichael

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Re: The Chuckster
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2011, 01:11:18 PM »

Oh wow! This is the LAST place I would have expected Chuck Norris jokes. :D

When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't do pushups. He pushes the Earth down.

Santa tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. The answerer answered the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris is the reason why there's no life on Mars.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.

Chuck Norris was in Star Wars. He was the force.

Chuck Norris is why no one can find Waldo.

Death once had a Near-Chuck Norris experience.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he has his mom check his closet and under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

When a car drives by on a rainy day, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chucked.

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he turns on a night light. Even the dark is scared of him.

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And I thought online gamers were the only ones into Chuck Norris jokes! :)

John
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