Oh wow! This is the LAST place I would have expected Chuck Norris jokes.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't do pushups. He pushes the Earth down.
Santa tells Chuck Norris what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. The answerer answered the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's no life on Mars.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris was in Star Wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris is why no one can find Waldo.
Death once had a Near-Chuck Norris experience.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he has his mom check his closet and under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't there.
Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.
When a car drives by on a rainy day, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The water gets Chucked.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he turns on a night light. Even the dark is scared of him.
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And I thought online gamers were the only ones into Chuck Norris jokes!
John