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Craig

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Bell ringer
« on: December 12, 2011, 11:38:13 AM »

After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame
sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed.

The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and
went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.

After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to
Call it a day.

Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he
Was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop was incredulous.

'You have no arms!'

'No matter,' said the man. 'Observe!'

And he began striking the bells with his face, producing a beautiful
Melody on the carillon.

The bishop listened in astonishment; convinced he had finally found
A replacement for Quasimodo.

But suddenly, as he rushed forward to strike the bell, the armless man
tripped and plunged headlong out of the belfry window to his death in the
street below.

The stunned bishop rushed down two hundred and ninety five church
steps, when he reached the street, a crowd had gathered around the
fallen figure, drawn by the beautiful music they had heard only moment
before.

As they silently parted to let the bishop through, one of them asked,
'Bishop, who was this man?'

'I don't know his name,' the bishop sadly replied,

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BUT HIS FACE RINGS A BELL!'


WAIT ! WAIT ! There's more...


The following day, despite the sadness that weighed heavily on his
Heart due to the unfortunate death of the armless campanologist, the
Bishop continued his interviews for the bell ringer of Notre Dame.

The first man to approach him said, 'Your Excellency, I am the brother
Of the poor armless wretch that fell to his death from this very belfry
Yesterday. I pray that you honor his life by allowing me to replace him
In this duty.'

The bishop agreed to give the man an audition, and, as the armless
man's brother stooped to pick up a mallet to strike the first bell, he
Groaned, clutched at his chest, twirled around, and died on the spot.

Two monks, hearing the bishop's cries of grief at this second tragedy,
Rushed up the stairs to his side.

'What has happened? Who is this man?' the first monk asked breathlessly.

'I don't know his name,' sighed the distraught bishop, 'but...'

Wait for it
(It's worth it)....











'HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER!'




OK...now you can GROAN!!!
« Last Edit: December 12, 2011, 11:46:29 AM by Craig »
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Gina

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Re: Bell ringer
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2011, 12:14:04 PM »

Yep--big groan.  It really should've ended at "HIS FACE RINGS A BELL."

Thanks anyway, Craig.   ;D  (Just kidding)
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cjwood

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Re: Bell ringer
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2011, 11:00:01 PM »

craig you never let us down!  if nothing else, we learned patience.   :D

claudia
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Bell ringer
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2011, 06:26:11 AM »

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indianabob

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Re: Bell ringer
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 01:54:50 AM »

apocalyptica???

What about the bells?
Without bells this was HARD to listen too. It's all strings.
Are they, apocalyptica, among your favorites??

headache city, Bob
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Bell ringer
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 05:28:03 AM »



When you read a joke like, "the dead ringer for his brother", it sounds like apocalyptica ~ :D ;D

Definitely NOT my favourite at all! ROFL ;D

Hence the banter reply to a light hearted joke! ;D :) No more, no less ~ ;D
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