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Jim Gaffigan - Bacon. Bippity, boppity bacon.

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Gina:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAuvJE_Aiz8

indianabob:
Bacon,

strips of fat fried to a crisp like a pig caught in a barn fire.
Yuk.  >:(
The one I hate the most at the cafeteria is tasty string green beans contaminated with greasy bacon fat and bacon bits that try to break out your fillings when you chew the beautiful soft green beans.
No body appreciates the flavor of the veggies that God provided for us.
And we wonder why Americans are so unhealthy and obese.
Kosher lamb steaks with bacon strips wrapped around them. What is wrong with this picture? Hmmm

Craig:
Bob, don't be talkin smack about my bacon.  :P

Craig

Gina:
hehe, Bob, you're funny.  Did you notice how Jim said at the end, "What am I doing with all this worthless fruit?"  He's a comedian.  It was a joke.

And, yes, I love bacon.  I love it so much, I plan on marrying it one day.  I've already written my wedding vows to bacon:

"Bacon, I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to eat, till death by swollen, clogged arteries do us part.  I would never, ever cheat on you, my dearest, crispiest bacon.  I love you."

indianabob:
Hey Gina,
Sounds like sacrificial love.
But sacrifice to the idol of bacon.
So then you have an idol of the heart to overcome.
That ought to keep you busy and focused for a few years.

My idol of the heart is munching while watching television.
I can sit with a friend and talk for hours over a cup of tea or coffee,
but put me in front of the t.v. and I need something to munch.
Popped corn, 'tater chips, pretzels etc.

Any suggestions?
Ole Indiana bob

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