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John9362

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Lawyer's Porsche
« on: March 04, 2012, 07:31:53 PM »

                   Lawyer's Porsche

A Lawyer parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Lawyer grabbed his mobile and called the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive.. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically:   “My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.  No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!”

After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust.

“I can't believe how materialistic you Lawyer's are.” he said. ”You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your  life.”

“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobbed the Porsche owner.

The policeman replied: “Didn't you realize that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”

The Lawyer looked down in horror.

“o.m.g !” he  screamed.   ”Where's my Rolex ????”


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« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 08:33:12 PM by John9362 »
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indianabob

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Re: Lawyer's Porsche
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2012, 08:30:39 PM »

Was it Rolex that takes a licken and keeps on ticken?
Maybe he'll find it in one piece.

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gzeigler

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Re: Lawyer's Porsche
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2012, 11:17:36 PM »

Maybe it was a knock-off Seiko that 'takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!
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