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firefly77

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Church Bulletin Quotations
« on: April 09, 2012, 11:39:04 AM »

Church Bulletin Quotations
- "Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."

- "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

- "Donít let worry kill you -- let the church help."

- "For those of you who have children and donít know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

- "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

- "Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."
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Dennis Vogel

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Re: Church Bulletin Quotations
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2012, 03:20:39 PM »

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"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

LOL
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Re: Church Bulletin Quotations
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2012, 03:47:47 PM »

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"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

LOL


Ditto.  LOL!
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Re: Church Bulletin Quotations
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2012, 05:04:26 AM »

Just great.  ;D

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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.
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