Church Bulletin Quotations

[firefly77]

Church Bulletin Quotations
- "Mr. Smith is also a close relative of his brother Wilbur in the church."

- "Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

- "Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."

- "For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs."

- "This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

- "Children will be led in sinning and Bible study."

[Dennis Vogel]

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

LOL

[GaryK]

"This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar."

LOL

Ditto.  LOL!

[Dave in Tenn]

Just great.