Okay newgene - From a former married man... some words to live by:
A serious quote ~
A successful long lasting marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same woman.-----------------------------------------------------------------
Now some humor
(got to have that in all "healthy" marriages... right!)
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
He - Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She - Do you want me to leave?
He - NO! Don't even think about it.
She - Do you love me?
He - Of course! Over and over!
She - Have you ever cheated on me?
He - NO! Why would you even ask?
She - Will you kiss me?
He - Every chance I get!
She - Will you hit me ?
He - Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She - Can I trust you?
He - YES.
She - Darling!
AFTER MARRIAGE:
Read from bottom going up.
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Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question:
Wife - "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband - "Definitely not!"
Wife - "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband - "Of course I do"
Wife - "Then why won't you remarry?"
Husband - "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
Wife - "You would?" (with a hurt look)
Husband - (makes audible groan)
Wife - "Would you live in our house?"
Husband - "Sure, it's a great house."
Wife - "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband - "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife - "Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband - "Probably, it is almost new."
Wife - "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband - "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Wife - "Would you give her my jewelry?"
Husband - "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife - "Would you take her golfing with you?"
Husband - "Yes, those are always good times."
Wife - "Would she use my clubs?"
Husband - "No, she's left handed."
Wife - ....silence.....
Husband - "S##T."