> Off Topic Discussions

A Healthy Godly Marriage

<< < (2/6) > >>

newgene87:
why did that just scare me :-[ :-\ ???

Gina:

--- Quote from: newgene87 on June 28, 2012, 09:48:25 AM ---why did that just scare me :-[ :-\ ???

--- End quote ---

Because you've been sleeping with your future wife.

Gina:
Marriage isn't always a bed of roses - it takes work especially after the honeymoon. 

Fear not!  With God all thing are possible.


Proverbs 15:22  Without counsel purposes are disappointed: but in the multitude of [sound-minded] counselors they are established.

You're seeking Godly counsel.  That's good!  I will be praying for you and your future wife.

:)

Love,
Gina

newgene87:
oh Gina mustnt we all sleep??  :o and then she'll be my relative :-\ wowsers :o

but yes, always seeking Godly counsel. and it could be a bed of roses.. laying on thorns wouldnt be too comfortable i think, till you're slowly bleeding out, become numb to the pain, and then you, get cold, and yea...

i'd rather it be a journey. laying down on a bed doesnt sound too fun for the rest of my life :P

i need counsel; "without counsel do a people fall" (Pro 11:14). and i need that prayer too. thanks  :D

doug:
Okay newgene -  From a former married man... some words to live by:

                        A serious quote ~

A successful long lasting marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same woman.

-----------------------------------------------------------------

                       Now some humor  :)  (got to have that in all "healthy" marriages... right!)   ;D


BEFORE MARRIAGE:

He   -  Yes. At last.  It was so hard to wait.

She -  Do you want me to leave?

He   -  NO!  Don't even think about it.

She -  Do you love me?

He   - Of course!  Over and over!

She - Have you ever cheated on me?

He   - NO! Why would you even ask?

She - Will you kiss me?

He   - Every chance I get!

She - Will you hit me ?

He   - Are you crazy!  I'm not that kind of person!

She - Can I trust you? 

He   - YES.

She - Darling!


AFTER MARRIAGE:

Read from bottom going up.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question:

Wife       -   "What would you do if I died?  Would you get married again?"

Husband -  "Definitely not!"

Wife       -  "Why not?  Don't you like being married?"

Husband -  "Of course I do"

Wife       -  "Then why won't you remarry?"

Husband -  "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

Wife       -  "You would?"  (with a hurt look)

Husband -  (makes audible groan)

Wife       -  "Would you live in our house?"

Husband -  "Sure, it's a great house."

Wife       -  "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband -  "Where else would we sleep?"

Wife       -  "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband - "Probably, it is almost new."

Wife       -  "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Husband -  "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife       -  "Would you give her my jewelry?"

Husband -  "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

Wife       -  "Would you take her golfing with you?"

Husband -  "Yes, those are always good times."

Wife       -  "Would she use my clubs?"

Husband -  "No, she's left handed."

Wife       -  ....silence.....

Husband -  "S##T."

   

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page

[*] Previous page

Go to full version