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Gina

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Today's Joke
« on: August 19, 2012, 04:46:57 PM »


Today's Joke

     
     

    A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter.

    "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant

    In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00."

    The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?"

    "That's obvious," the assistant states. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

;D
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Vera

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Re: Today's Joke
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2012, 01:19:16 AM »

Good joke Gina......you make me laugh.  :)
Blessings,
Vera
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Gina

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Re: Today's Joke
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2012, 03:08:16 AM »

 ;D  I'm just a big goofball. 
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Ian 155

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Re: Today's other Joke
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2012, 07:37:21 AM »

gd one Gina ...

SENIORS & COMPUTERS:

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
...
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,

'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned ... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down:

ID10T

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Gina

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Re: Today's Joke
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2012, 12:38:08 PM »

haha!  Yep-that "Esc" (escape) key comes in perrrrty handy! ;)
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space.ace.jase

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Re: Today's Joke
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 07:05:09 PM »

"..and Ken's best friend Steve"  :P :P
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Gina

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Re: Today's Joke
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 03:18:35 AM »

"..and Ken's best friend Steve"  :P :P

Yep, because  now that she has all Ken's money, Barbie can buy him.  :P
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