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Bulletin Bloopers
SandyFla:
These are actual bloopers that were printed in various church bulletins:
* If you would like to know more about Moms in Ouch, call the church office.
* Hymn #302: Set My Soup Afire
* Bring him incense, golf and myrrh.
* If you’re lost, get saved. If you’re backslidden, repeat.
* If you would like to sign up, we have roosters in the the vestibule for a softball team.
* Song 258: When We All Get To Heave (stand)
* On All Saints Sunday, we remember important people in our lives with a special reading of the saints who have died during worship.
* A big thank you to everyone who contributed to the Food Pantry. The bags are filled and marching out the doors.
* The church orchestra is in need of more bras players for the upcoming Christmas presentation.
* Communion: Sharing of the Bread and Cup (all followers of Christ are invited to participate after personal medication.)
* Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person who want remembered.
* The Spring Council retreat will be hell March 26.
* The concert was a great success. Thanks to Pam who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual, fell upon her.
* Hymn: God Is Exhausted
* We will observe World Hunger Day next Sunday, and a rice and beans luncheon will be served immediately following the Morning Worship Service. That evening, we will make a joyful noise unto the Lord at our monthly Sunday singing.
* Join the Senior Saints for their all-you-can-eat food barf.
* Adult classes: There is no more “Living the Christ Life.” We are done with that.
* Pray that the world will have more peas.
* Pictures of broads will be taken for the pictorial directory on Sunday following the service.
* You will find First Assembly a church the neuters and cares for its members.
* Join us in the Fellowship Hall following the service for sandwiches and delicious chicken poodle soup.
ames:
Sandy,
you have a great sense of humor. I really need to laugh out loud sometimes. I work on a computer all day and your last postings were some good comic relief.
Thanks A
mongoose:
I would really like to hear Hymn #302....but I think I'll skip Song 258. ;)
mongoose
SandyFla:
--- Quote from: ames on July 25, 2006, 07:28:01 PM ---Sandy,
you have a great sense of humor. I really need to laugh out loud sometimes. I work on a computer all day and your last postings were some good comic relief.
Thanks A
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Hi Ames, and welcome to the forum! I'm glad you liked my list. :) Those are the kinds of things that happen when you type a lot and proofread a little! ;)
Sandy
gmik:
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Good Ones!
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