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[Craig]

Welcome to narcissists annonymous.

Now before we get started, let's talk about me for a while.

Craig

[indianabob]

Hi friend Craig,
O.K. let's.
First off what is it that makes you so humble?

Indiana Bob   

[Patric]

LOL a friend once told me this...."humility: If you think you got it, then you ain't got it". Craig I got 2 words for ya dude. Jesus Reigns!

[Craig]

True Bob,

"Lord, it's hard to be humble, when your perfect in every way. I look into the mirror and I get better lookin each day."

[Patric]

Pro Wrestler Rick Flair used to say this; "WOOOO it's hard to be humble when you are looking like this!" and he would flick his long blond hair back and strut LOL

[indianabob]

Craig,
That's just because you, like "king" Lemuel, picked a wonderful Proverbs 31 woman as your wife. So perhaps it is her reflection that you see in the mirror.
Smile you lucky fellow 

True Bob,

"Lord, it's hard to be humble, when your perfect in every way. I look into the mirror and I get better lookin each day."

[Craig]

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way.
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day.
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I used to have a girlfriend
but she just couldn't compete
with all of these love starved women
who keep clamoring at my feet.
Well I prob'ly could find me another
but I guess they're all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
cause I treasure my own company.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
I guess you could say I'm a loner,
a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.
I could have lots of friends if I want to
but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.
Some folks say that I'm egotistical.
Hell, I don't even know what that means.
I guess it has something to do with the way that I
fill out my skin tight blue jeans.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
when you're perfect in every way,
I can't wait to look in the mirror
cause I get better looking each day
To know me is to love me
I must be a hell of a man.
Oh Lord it's hard to be humble
but I'm doing the best that I can.
We're doing the best that we can.


I should set this as my ringtone.

Now enough of my flaws, lets talk about my good qualites.

[gregorydc]

Strangely enough one of my favorite songs as a child. I always thought it was ,in my youthful naivety, quite risque. But still sing it in my head every now and then, especially when I see arrogant people, then I lol. Hehehehehe
Greg

[Dave in Tenn]

Whenever Craig watches a football game--even on TV--he thinks when they huddle they are talking about him.

[onelovedread]

Bet that's what you were singing when you caught that big fish a few months ago

[Gina]

Craig,

Weren't you supposed to take a trip to Ireland where you said you might try your first beer?  Did you go? Did you like beer now? 

[Craig]

Gina, No trip yet, still not sure if we will go or not. The crappy economy isn't making it look any better.  If things don't get any better soon I might have to resort to something stronger than beer.

[indianabob]

Hey Craig, how about a pitcher of sarsaparilla, that good ole "tenderfoot" drink from the old cowboy Western movies with Gene Autry or Roy Rogers? That was for the designated rider who carried the drunks back to the bunk house so they could live to ride another day.