Risky

[Ian 155]

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.
...The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.">
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when> it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"


*The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.

[Patric]

  :p

[Rhys 🕊]

Sounds like a wise man. 

[onelovedread]

No comment from the ladies! They must be sleeping
I guess they know us by now.

[Gina]

No, not sleeping!  Lurking.    I do not understand you men by now, but I'm trying.  I was lurking and receiving all kinds of deep revelations from God.  One thing He's got me thinking on at the present is that rarely do I as a women give a man the the feeling like he has the right to be himself.  God said to me, Let men talk for a change  and listen to what they're saying instead of simply waiting till they stop talking so you can say something "more important."  Seriously.  I'm like the worst listener.  I act like everything's about me and then I look back and I go, Maybe if I just listened I could learn a LOT about someone.  So, that's what I'm trying to do.   I'm not even gonna tell you what I was thinking. 

You men just have fun!  Fun, fun, fun.   


Boys just wanna have fuh-un
Tootles!

[Gina]

p.s.  Love that joke, Ian. 

[onelovedread]

Gina,
I truly appreciate your post.
For my part, I truly believe that  a pure hearted woman is the most exquisite creation of God.

On the other hand (from experience too ) a miserable woman can wreck a man's nerves.
And I truly love and respect the women on this site.

I have learned so much from you and so many others: Kat, Rene, Deborah (Arc), Claudia, Cypress, Octoberose, Lauriellen, Revilonivek(who isthe stepping razor on this site ) Akira, Linny(don't see much from her any more), Moxicarose, ez2u, Deblynn, Ninny(don't see much from her any more), virginiabm, HoneyLamb56. I know I am forgetting some and I look forward to getting the perspective of the newer posters.

There's an old reggae song in Jamaica called 'My Woman, My Woman' and the lyrics start like this:
"My woman, my woman,
she is a problem
I can't live with her, no I can't live with her,
But I can't live without her
No way, no way..."

[Gina]

I love that song!  ha ha  I can't totally relate.  Totally.

Love to all you special men and women here.  I don't know what I'd do without you. I"m so glad God brought me to this place and B-T.  It makes me well up just knowing you all are here.  I'm so grateful for you all. 

Denise, I love her too.   She makes me think and laugh and those are good things.

Now, if Shelton (newgene) would just git his hiny back here and ask more profound questions, that'd be cool too.