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Author Topic: Risky  (Read 3969 times)

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Ian 155

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Risky
« on: November 08, 2012, 07:47:51 AM »

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there, the wife passed away.
...The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.">
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped
home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home,
when> it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"


*The man replied, "Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
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Patric

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Re: Risky
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2012, 07:06:34 PM »

 :o :p
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Re: Risky
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2012, 07:32:06 PM »

Sounds like a wise man.  :D
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onelovedread

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Re: Risky
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2012, 09:32:38 AM »

No comment from the ladies! :o They must be sleeping ???
I guess they know us by now.
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Gina

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Re: Risky
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2012, 02:46:54 AM »

No, not sleeping!  Lurking. ;)   I do not understand you men by now, but I'm trying.  I was lurking and receiving all kinds of deep revelations from God.  One thing He's got me thinking on at the present is that rarely do I as a women give a man the the feeling like he has the right to be himself.  God said to me, Let men talk for a change  and listen to what they're saying instead of simply waiting till they stop talking so you can say something "more important."  Seriously.  I'm like the worst listener.  I act like everything's about me and then I look back and I go, Maybe if I just listened I could learn a LOT about someone.  So, that's what I'm trying to do.   I'm not even gonna tell you what I was thinking. 

You men just have fun!  Fun, fun, fun.  :) 

Boys just wanna have fuh-un

Tootles!
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Gina

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Re: Risky
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2012, 02:49:10 AM »

p.s.  Love that joke, Ian.  ;D
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onelovedread

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Re: Risky
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2012, 11:05:47 AM »

Gina,
I truly appreciate your post.
For my part, I truly believe that  a pure hearted woman is the most exquisite creation of God.

On the other hand (from experience too :D) a miserable woman can wreck a man's nerves.
And I truly love and respect the women on this site.

I have learned so much from you and so many others: Kat, Rene, Deborah (Arc), Claudia, Cypress, Octoberose, Lauriellen, Revilonivek(who isthe stepping razor on this site ;D) Akira, Linny(don't see much from her any more), Moxicarose, ez2u, Deblynn, Ninny(don't see much from her any more), virginiabm, HoneyLamb56. I know I am forgetting some and I look forward to getting the perspective of the newer posters.

There's an old reggae song in Jamaica called 'My Woman, My Woman' and the lyrics start like this:
"My woman, my woman,
she is a problem
I can't live with her, no I can't live with her,
But I can't live without her
No way, no way..." ;)



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Gina

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Re: Risky
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2012, 02:49:16 PM »

I love that song!  ha ha  I can't totally relate.  Totally. :)

Love to all you special men and women here.  I don't know what I'd do without you. I"m so glad God brought me to this place and B-T.  It makes me well up just knowing you all are here.  I'm so grateful for you all. 

Denise, I love her too. :)  She makes me think and laugh and those are good things. :)

Now, if Shelton (newgene) would just git his hiny back here and ask more profound questions, that'd be cool too.
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