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Ian 155

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long distance
« on: November 13, 2012, 10:01:38 AM »
A man called his mother in Florida,
"Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?"
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."
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Re: long distance
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 04:46:30 AM »
 :D Very good
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Re: long distance
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2012, 01:12:03 AM »
ouch. 
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

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Re: long distance
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2012, 01:25:35 AM »
Ha Ha what a guilt trip
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