LiesGirlsTell

[Gina]

Having fun with the truth.  Let's roll......

"I'm not wearing any makeup."

"I don't have jungle fever!"

"I've always been really good with money."

"I love to clean."

. . .

[Rhys 🕊]

Well being a massive ladies man myself as all would know, I find myself struggling these days. I live in a town called Whakatane and I use to be known as the Casanova of Whakatane, but lately all I hear from the girls is:

"I wouldn't change a thing about you"

"I won't get mad if you say I don't look good in this dress"

"Your friends are great. I don't mind if they come over."

"It doesn't bother me if you look at other women."

"It's what I've always wanted."


Pray tell me good folks what must I do to get back to my winning ways. Any help would be greatly appreciated?

Casanova

[Dave in Tenn]

Cas, I've never been able to figure those other people out.  Can't count the number of girls that felt like they had to be 'in love' with me to just go out on a friendly date.  When something was working that fast for me, it couldn't be described as 'love'.

Sorry if that was no help, but I'm not as good looking as I used to be. 

[Rhys 🕊]

Your words an encouragement to me kind Sir but surely calling me Cas - you mock me Sir!

Casanova

[Gina]

Pray tell me good folks what must I do to get back to my winning ways. Any help would be greatly appreciated?  ~ Yours truly, Cas

For starters, you should definitely tell them you live in Whakatane. 



But above all, ignore them.  Women respect that.

It's true!  I saw it on an episode of Jerry Seinfeld.   

[Rhys 🕊]

Surely a more true statement was never said "ignore them". This jerry you speak of is foreign to me. I thank you for your kind words lady.

Casanova

[Gina]

Jerry Seinfeld isn't foreign.     He was made in ... New York City?!     

[Rhys 🕊]

I think I Casanova may have to go watch some episodes of Seinfeld that should solve my problems.

Casanova

[Dave in Tenn]

I'm not sure they even solved Jerry's problems, but I didn't see every episode. 

I'd suggest expatriation, but only if you bring your accent with you.  Big step, I know...and maybe not worth losing the view.

[Rhys 🕊]

I see you mock me again Sir! I challenge thee to a duel Sir! Muskets at 3pm. Maybe 3:30pm after my tea and scone. But then Sir! your untimely end shall be at hand. Now away from my presence with you.

Casanova

[gregorydc]

Maybe Rhys er Casanova is a Monty Python fan and not a Seinfeld fan?
Plus I know the biggest lie most girls tell, the three word one. But that's for another topic I believe. And maybe that is just to me too. Lol oh well another tragic tale for another time.
Greg

[Dave in Tenn]

I see you mock me again Sir! I challenge thee to a duel Sir! Muskets at 3pm. Maybe 3:30pm after my tea and scone. But then Sir! your untimely end shall be at hand. Now away from my presence with you.

Casanova

I'm sorry, cassy.  I didn't understand a word you said with that thick Kiwi accent.  Something about Muskrats at Thraypeem?  Is that a local restaurant? 

[Rhys 🕊]

Maybe Rhys er Casanova is a Monty Python fan and not a Seinfeld fan?
Plus I know the biggest lie most girls tell, the three word one. But that's for another topic I believe. And maybe that is just to me too. Lol oh well another tragic tale for another time.
Greg

Kind Sir! this Rhys you speaketh of I knowest not of. Indeed Sir! this Monty Python intrigues me, I shall investigate this snake you speaketh of in due time. Kind Sir! Your advice is appreciated.

I see you mock me again Sir! I challenge thee to a duel Sir! Muskets at 3pm. Maybe 3:30pm after my tea and scone. But then Sir! your untimely end shall be at hand. Now away from my presence with you.

Casanova

I'm sorry, cassy.  I didn't understand a word you said with that thick Kiwi accent.  Something about Muskrats at Thraypeem?  Is that a local restaurant?

Cassy Sir! In all my days as a honourable gentleman I have never heard of the like. I can assure Sir! my accent is common down our way, as for local restaurant you have my blood boiling Sir!!! Away with thee now before I report thee to thy mods. Wait I see you are one - ahhhh foiled again . You battle well Sir!

Casanova

[Dave in Tenn]

I've consulted my Kiwi to English dictionary and learned that I have been called out.  I choose Gregorydc as my Second.  He shall have another tragic tale to tell when we have thus met! 

Then maybe later we all can go for tea and scones, and swap war stories.  Do they serve good tea at Thraypeem?

[Rhys 🕊]

I have awoken from my bed chamber which is more lonely than usual but then to read your post . Dear Sir! Your impertinence astounds me. A more civil hold of thy tongue is required. Kiwi to English dictionary Sir!, indeed such nonsense I only speak the English of my ancestors before me. Gregorydc will be of no help to thee Sir! I only drink the finest tea Sir! as I'm sure you are aware of. Casanova only gets the finest things depicting the nature of the upstanding man I am. As for Thraypeem you still mock me Sir! Now away with thee now - my brain hurteth.

Casanova

[indianabob]

Shouldn't someone be moderating this exchange of 1611 era barbs?

I-Bob   

[Rhys 🕊]

I believe kind Sir! the one they call Dave in Tenn is doing that even though he hastens to mock me. I see you come with no advice for Casanova, then away from thy presence Sir!

Casanova

[Gina]

Guys...

[Rhys 🕊]

Timely advice indeed there fair maiden. Casanova thanks you.

Casanova

[Patric]

*kinda wishes he was from the jungle*