THIS MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 40.....

[Ian 155]

THIS MAY BE A "Little" DIFFICULT FOR ALL WHO ARE OVER 40 ..THOSE
YOUNGER THAN THIS WILL HAVE NO HOPE AT ALL.

DEMENTIA QUIZ

FIRST QUESTION:

YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT
POSITION ARE YOU IN?
~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
ANSWER : IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY


WRONG!

IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND
PLACE!


TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.


NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,

BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS
YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?

SECOND QUESTION:

IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?




ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?

THIRD QUESTION:

VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.

DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.

TRY IT.

TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....


DID YOU GET 5000?

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!

TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?

MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...

FOURTH  QUESTION:

MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:


1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4.. NONO, AND
2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?


DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.

HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES
HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.


NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF
SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?




IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE




HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...


DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!
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PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.

[Rhys 🕊]

Me no score so well on this 

Wait a minute a won a second turn........................... Still no good

Rhys

[Ian 155]

me no score either but it felt good catching my kids out

ian

[Rhys 🕊]

Wow!!! I tried again and this time got a negative score. 

How's that even possible?

Rhys

[Dave in Tenn]

Good ones.  I'll have to pass these along especially to the 'wise ones' in my circle.

[gregorydc]

Rhys,
The negative score comes from the "third times a charm" rule. Lol. Plus I believe you did better than I did. There are scores below negative right?  Hehehe
Greg

[gmik]

  ;Dlol...good ones