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Rhys 🕊:

--- Quote from: cjwood on February 10, 2013, 03:53:31 PM ---i'm not blonde. 

claudia

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I also love non blondes. Best to cover all the bases I think.  ;D

Rhys

Rhys 🕊:
Wise or gotta keep out of trouble ::)

Gina:
haha,  You will never hear a blonde joke where the blonde is a male.  It just doesn't happen!

Rhys 🕊:

--- Quote from: " Shorty " on February 11, 2013, 11:54:16 AM ---haha,  You will never hear a blonde joke where the blonde is a male.  It just doesn't happen!

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Oh really..... Let's see.......

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I getburritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again". If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box,saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

Are you ready for it?

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The blond's wife said: Hey, don't look at me!! He packed his own lunch.


So the poor blonde men also suffer.

Ha ha  :D

Rhys

Gina:
Blondes are really stupid people apparently.

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