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[GaryK]

Some facts.

1. You cannot put soap in your eyes.
2. You cannot count your hair.
3. You cannot breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You did number 3.
5. When you did number 3 you realized it's possible but only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because I fooled you.

Don't blame me, I got it from an email on the internet so it's the by-god truth.

[Rhys 🕊]

Ha ha. I'm such a sucker for these. I fell for every line. I'm going to get my brain X-rayed tomorrow. I can't wait for the results. 

Sort it out Rhys