how to speak new zillund (especially for Rhys)

[John9362]

A is for Arm – Uttered when thinking
B is for Bull – What you're charged for the meal
C is for Cuds – Children
D is for Donut – Long version of don't
E is for Ear – What we breathe
F is for Fush – Sea Creatures
G is for Guess – Used for cooking or heating
H is for Hull – Land which isn't flat
I is for Ice cream – What I do when the All Black lose
J is for Jug – Type of Irish dance
K is for Ken's – Popular holiday city in Queensland
L is for lust – Something you write before going shopping
M is for Milburn – Capital of Victoria
N is for Nutter – To have a yarn
O is for One doze – A pane of glass in a wall
P is for Pigs – Found on a close line
Q is for Quad – Slang term for a British Pound Note
R is for Rung – Piece of jewellery
S is for Sucks – The number after five
T is for Tin – The number after nine
U is for Undies – West Undies were good at cricket
V is for Volley – Area between two hulls
W is for Windy – A girl's name
X is for Xylophone – It's the same in any langwudge
Y is for Yuppie – An expression of delight

[Dave in Tenn]

you should finish the list by thraypeem.

[thewatchman]

ok...i'll hold beck my jingo indignation....pretty clever....from an aussie site i'll bet

[Rhys 🕊]

Thanks for posting this John. I needed cheering up. Cool you put my name in the subject line.

You have no Z or should I say Sea so zippety zappety zoo.

It's all true but of course I don't speak like this but I might go and get myself some Fush and Chups.

you should finish the list by thraypeem.

Back to Casanova I see. Don't forget to bring your Muskrat Kind Sir! for the dual.

Once I finish this list I shall start another one of all thy crimes against the great Casanova.

Now away with thee from my presence Kind Sir!


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Blessings. I do love each one of you. Thanks to those who pray for me, I sure do need it.

Rhys

[gmik]

  very funny

[onelovedread]

Instead of calling it the "John", I'm going to start calling my bathroom the "Jim". That way I can say I go to the Jim almost everyday.