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John9362

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UN Survey
« on: March 17, 2013, 09:56:35 PM »

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because:

In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
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Re: UN Survey
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2013, 10:33:55 PM »

I can't speak for people living in the rest of the world, but...
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

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Re: UN Survey
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2013, 03:03:09 AM »

In New Zealand I was busy eating Fush and Chups and they couldn't understand the accent.
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Re: UN Survey
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2013, 03:09:42 AM »

C'mon Rhys, they never called NZ !! There was no reason to !!
There was no mention of sheep in the survey  ;D ;)  LOL !!
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Re: UN Survey
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2013, 04:52:26 AM »

C'mon Rhys, they never called NZ !! There was no reason to !!
There was no mention of sheep in the survey  ;D ;)  LOL !!

Ha ha funny aussie. And about your sheep comment all I can say is Baaaaaaaaaaa...........
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Re: UN Survey
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2013, 09:28:52 PM »

The best fish n chips I ever had, I had in NZ !!

One of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are ok too  ;D ;)
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Re: UN Survey
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2013, 12:13:25 AM »

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In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Sad, but mostly true.
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2013, 01:16:22 AM »

The best fish n chips I ever had, I had in NZ !!

One of the most beautiful places on earth, the people are ok too  ;D ;)


Pretty much true until the last part. You were suppose to say and the most beautiful people especially Rhys.  >:(
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