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Deborah-Leigh:
STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
 I would have given him 100% for his wit!!!


 Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle

 Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom
 of the page

 Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

 Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage

 Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams

 Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner

 Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half

 Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? *
 It will simply become wet

 Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he
 sleeps at night.

 Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find
 an elephant that has only one hand..

 Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
 apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very
 large hands

 Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
 take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already
 built.

 Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking
 it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

Dave in Tenn:
 :D

GaryK:
Too funny Arc.    ;D

Rhys 🕊:
Ha ha. That student was me.  :D

Gina:
I email "Friday Funnies" around my office and this will make them howl.  Just beautiful.  I give him 100% for accuracy and wit!

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