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John9362

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Invite a friend over.....
« on: March 20, 2013, 02:38:06 AM »

I invited a mate back home for dinner.

My wife screams at me, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!

Why did you invite him round ?"

I replied

"’Cos he's thinking of getting married."

LOL !!  ;D ;D ;D ;)
 
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Re: Invite a friend over.....
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2013, 02:44:43 AM »

Thank God for that. I thought you were going to eat your mate for dinner.

You almost gave me a heart attack.  :D

Rhys ;)
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Re: Invite a friend over.....
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2013, 03:18:23 AM »

We ended up going out for some Fush and Chups.  ;D ;D ;)

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Re: Invite a friend over.....
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2013, 06:14:10 AM »

I hope you know the Fush and Chups will give you a heart attack.  ???
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Re: Invite a friend over.....
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2013, 07:55:19 PM »

...............and marriage ??  ;D
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