Invite a friend over.....

[John9362]

I invited a mate back home for dinner.

My wife screams at me, "I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking!

Why did you invite him round ?"

I replied

"'Cos he's thinking of getting married."

LOL !! 

[Rhys 🕊]

Thank God for that. I thought you were going to eat your mate for dinner.

You almost gave me a heart attack. 

Rhys

[John9362]

We ended up going out for some Fush and Chups. 

[Rhys 🕊]

I hope you know the Fush and Chups will give you a heart attack. 

[John9362]

...............and marriage ??