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Author Topic: Bob and the Blonde :)  (Read 2504 times)

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John9362

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Bob and the Blonde :)
« on: May 23, 2013, 12:51:34 AM »

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
Of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
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Re: Bob and the Blonde :)
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2013, 02:44:57 AM »

I got $20 to bet Eve was a blond.
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Re: Bob and the Blonde :)
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 03:42:25 AM »

I got $20 to bet Eve was a blond.

I'll take that bet. She told me the other day she was dyed blond. I'll take a cheque  ;D

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