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John9362

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Getting Old
« on: September 09, 2013, 04:36:12 AM »

Getting Old 1
I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes, I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s licence.

Getting Old 2
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

Getting Old 3
My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2013, 04:56:04 AM »

I'm pretty sure I'm at stage 3.......No I mean stage 3....yes that's it

Rhys  ;D
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2013, 05:16:07 AM »

I have memory issues,but I cant remember what the issues are. ;)
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2013, 11:59:54 AM »

JOHN 9362.
Loved it.  :D

NOTE: Considering all the failings of point #1 all of this happens to us to encourage us to stop being stubborn and realize that we need help, especially with those leotards.

Indiana bob
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2013, 12:53:36 PM »

Hey, I am in the same league. :( :(
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2013, 01:11:46 PM »

“Why do you drink so much?” — “I drink to forget.” “Forget what?” — “I don’t know.” (Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin)
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2013, 03:05:44 PM »

thanks for the laughs john.  i am going to share this one.  i fit perfectly in getting old 2 & 3.    :o

claudia
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