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se7en

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whot? You just died?
« on: October 25, 2013, 06:42:19 PM »

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Re: whot? You just died?
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 06:45:22 PM »

That's sounds like orthodox christianity right there!
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Re: whot? You just died?
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 07:04:33 PM »

Love the expression when he says your dead....haha

And then you gonna burn in hell expression....haha so smug  ;D

I thought god would of had cleaner hair and never thought he had a ring in his nose.........just goes to show you learn something new every day  :D

I'm off to Polynesia now to worship my new god. It's not too far from here  ;)

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Re: whot? You just died?
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 07:33:21 PM »

Just remember Rhys. You already are on a Polynesian island. If God is Maori...hello is "Te na koi". If he's Samoan it is "Malo". Fiji is "Bula".
Don't forget the offerings of "kumara" or "taro". It pays to start off with the right impression. If he's Tongan then bring a mat.  :P
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Re: whot? You just died?
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2013, 08:40:42 PM »

Not very spiritually enlightening IMO
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