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John9362

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confessional box
« on: January 06, 2014, 02:26:09 AM »

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,

Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a

fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long

time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional

box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies,

"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
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Re: confessional box
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2014, 04:55:45 AM »

too funny
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Iíve noticed that I have changed in many ways since Bible Truths and the forum and one of them is living life much too seriously.

Another one is learning to rest in God and truly trust Him.

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loretta

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Re: confessional box
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2014, 12:22:20 PM »

yeah, the other side is too darned boring, as I remember.

no wonder, most catholics don't go to confession!  8)
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Re: confessional box
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2014, 12:37:57 PM »

I passed that one along to my Catholic brother   ;D
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