confessional box

[John9362]

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,

Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a

fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come in: "Father, forgive me for it's been a very long

time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional

box is much more inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies,

"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".

[Rhys 🕊]

too funny

[loretta]

yeah, the other side is too darned boring, as I remember.

no wonder, most catholics don't go to confession! 

[AwesomeSavior]

I passed that one along to my Catholic brother