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John9362

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God comes and says............
« on: January 16, 2014, 12:45:23 AM »

God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One
line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the
other line for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women
are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were
dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of
men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
 :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves.
I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your
mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made
me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage
to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand
here.
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Re: God comes and says............
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2014, 12:59:29 AM »

Excellent......haha  :D

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