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Cliches-awry!

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Duane:
A pastor that had two funerals in one day.
One was that of a beautiful child and the other of an old saint of 90 years and very active in God'work.
The pastor had a frustrating morning and was running LATE to the first funeral, that of the child.
He rushed in the sanctuary and apologized-- before saying: One thing I take comfort in is knowing that "God always TAKES FIRST--those He LOVES THE MOST"!
Then he lowered his eyes into the coffin and saw the face--
of the OLD SAINT! (GULP!)

Rhys 🕊:
You just can't trust these pastors to get it right  :P

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