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John9362

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Adam and Eve :)
« on: May 27, 2014, 04:36:53 AM »


Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion
and that it would be a woman.


He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.


"She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,



and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
when you've had a disagreement.

"She will praise you!

"She will bear your children,

and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.


"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it."



Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."



Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history!!!!   :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: Adam and Eve :)
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2014, 07:13:00 AM »

haha.........funny and true  :D

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Re: Adam and Eve :)
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2014, 12:14:24 PM »


What did God need to give a man whom He had already given dominion over everything?
A woman to show him how to work it all.

If you can't beat'em join'em  8)

Kat
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Re: Adam and Eve :)
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2014, 05:28:59 PM »


What did God need to give a man whom He had already given dominion over everything?
A woman to show him how to work it all.

If you can't beat'em join'em  8)

Kat

Haha Kat! Too funny xD

My lady likes to look at our relationship in this kind of light. Sometimes, I have to roll my eyes ;)
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Re: Adam and Eve :)
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2014, 12:36:23 AM »

My kind of woman! Keep up the great work Kat. ;D



What did God need to give a man whom He had already given dominion over everything?
A woman to show him how to work it all.

If you can't beat'em join'em  8)

Kat
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Re: Adam and Eve :)
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2014, 02:44:29 PM »

And God told women that good men could be found in every corner of the world.

Then God made the earth round.
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Re: Adam and Eve :)
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2014, 03:09:46 PM »

And God told women that good men could be found in every corner of the world.

Then God made the earth round.

 ;D
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Re: Adam and Eve :)
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2014, 05:07:40 PM »

God gave Adam a Blond for that rib !! I know this.
 Ricky
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