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Ian 155:
Cabby picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want
to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as
old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush!
When they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess -- I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK....









My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Rhys 🕊:
haha......  :D

John9362:
Just not as funny as my jokes LOL !!  ;D ;D ;D ;D :) ;)

Dennis Vogel:
Lots of things are amusing but not appropriate for this type of forum. This is not appropriate.

Ian 155:
i agree Dennis  apologies...John and that Kiwi made me do it

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