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Author Topic: Enjoy, have a giggle !  (Read 3378 times)

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John9362

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Enjoy, have a giggle !
« on: April 07, 2015, 03:47:54 AM »

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."

This catches the blonde's attention, and- to keep him quiet- she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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Gina

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Re: Enjoy, have a giggle !
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2015, 03:54:46 AM »

I love that.  Thanks!
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John from Kentucky

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Re: Enjoy, have a giggle !
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2015, 03:11:10 PM »

 ;D
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indianabob

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Re: Enjoy, have a giggle !
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2015, 09:45:04 PM »

So then what have we learned?

That even tired, overworked blonde women are smarter than lawyers.

Well hey, I learned that after only ten years of marriage.

Indiana Bob, husband of one smart woman; and one is enough.  ;D  ::)
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Re: Enjoy, have a giggle !
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 07:40:06 AM »

So funny  ;D
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