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[John9362]

A Lexus mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a LS 460 when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this ?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So Doc, look at this engine. I opened it's heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make $48,000 a year and you make $1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same
work ?
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.......


"Try doing it with the engine running."

[Dave in Tenn]

 

[rick]

How true john, and funny also.