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John9362

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A nice Irish joke
« on: February 01, 2016, 12:11:07 AM »

Murphy and  Mick were walking along a street in London.

Mick looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his  eye. The sign read, "Suits £10 each, Shirts £4 each,  trousers £6.50 per pair."

Mick said to Murphy, "Look at the prices! We could buy a whole lot of dose and when we get back to Ireland and make a fortune.

Now when we go in you stay quiet, okay? Let me do all da talking cause  if they hear our accents, they might think we're thickos from Ireland and try to screw us. I'll put on my best  accent."

"Right y'are Mick, I'll keep me mouth shut, so I will. You do all da business," said Murphy.

They go in and Mick said in a posh voice, "Hello my good man. I'll take 50 suits at £10 each, 100 shirts at £4 each, and 50  pairs of trousers at £6.50 each. I'll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so I will."

The owner of the shop said quietly, "You're from Ireland, aren't you?"

"Well yes", said a surprised Mick. "What gave it away?"

The owner replied, "This is a  dry-cleaners."
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Re: A nice Irish joke
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2016, 06:31:15 PM »

good one  :D
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