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A Lawyer Joke
« on: March 19, 2017, 11:58:33 PM »

The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, 'Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give something back to your community?.

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, 'First, did your research also show you that my mother is dying after a long painful illness, and she has huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?'

Embarrassed, the rep mumbles, 'Uh... No, I didn't know that.'

'Secondly,' says the lawyer, 'did it show that my brother, a disabled Veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?

The stricken rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off again…

'Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?'

The humiliated rep, completely beaten, says, 'I'm so sorry. I had no idea.

And the lawyer says, 'So, if I didn't give any money to them, what makes you think I'd give any to you?

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Re: A Lawyer Joke
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2017, 03:25:59 AM »

O. K. I give up..
What is the hidden message in that story?
I'm no lawyer but,,,
There has got to be a moral to the story doesn't there?


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Re: A Lawyer Joke
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2017, 04:22:42 AM »

Nice.  BTW, do you know how to spot a criminal lawyer at first glance?

A: He's got a crook in his neck.

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