A very good decision

[John9362]

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,


bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.


As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle,


the bottle would break.


So I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.


It turned out to be a very good decision,


because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.