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Rhys 🕊:
That is the best turtle joke I have ever heard. It is also the only turtle joke I have ever heard  ;D

Rhys

John9362:
Hi Kiwi,

I hope you are well mate, here's one just for you:

           A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a large tortoise in the front seat. "What are you doing with that turtle?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the turtle again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that turtle to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"  :)

Rhys 🕊:
Haha.......second best turtle 🐢 joke now 😜

John9362:
OK no more turtle jokes:

This bloke looses his toes in an accident, and then has trouble walking, this makes him perpetually grumpy.
His loving wife tells him, he is lack-toes intolerant  ...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A famous Italian chef died the other day, he pasta away and the Italians believe he's gnocching on heavens door.    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :( ::)

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