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Author Topic: Translations for men, so women understand us  (Read 3754 times)

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hillsbororiver

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Translations for men, so women understand us
« on: September 13, 2006, 08:08:21 PM »

These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...

"IT'S A GUY THING"

Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"

Translated:* "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"

Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"

Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."

Translated:* "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."

Translated:* "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."

Translated:* "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car

I've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."

"OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL."

Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY, I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING."

Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."

Translated:* "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"

Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."

Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."

Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
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gmik

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Re: Translations for men, so women understand us
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2006, 08:21:33 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You are on a roll!!!
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mongoose

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Re: Translations for men, so women understand us
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 08:26:47 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  I needed a laugh today.  Thanks!!!
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hillsbororiver

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Re: Translations for men, so women understand us
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2006, 09:17:52 PM »

Thank you Gena and Mongoose!
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