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Author Topic: It's great to be a guy  (Read 4886 times)

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hillsbororiver

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It's great to be a guy
« on: September 13, 2006, 08:14:44 PM »

Reasons why it's great to be a guy


Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.


You know stuff about tanks.


A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.


Monday Night Football.


Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.


You can open all your own jars.


Old friends don't annoy you if you've lost or gained weight.


Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.


When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.


A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.


Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.


You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.


You can go to the bathroom without a support group.


Your last name stays put.


You can leave a hotel bed unmade.


When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.



The garage is all yours.


You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.


You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.


You never have to clean the toilet.


You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.


Wedding plans take care of themselves.


If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.


Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.


None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.


You don't have to shave below your neck.


If you're 34 and single nobody notices.


Everything on your face stays its original color.


Chocolate is just another snack.


You can be president.


You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.


Flowers fix everything.


You never have to worry about other people's feelings.


You can wear a white shirt to a water park.


Three pair of shoes are more than enough.


You can say anything and not worry about what people think.


You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.


You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.


Car mechanics tell you the truth.


You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.


You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.


You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.


You get to jump up and slap stuff.


One mood, all the time.


You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.


You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.


Same work....more pay.


Gray hair and wrinkles add character.


Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.


You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.


You don't mooch off others' desserts.


The remote is yours and yours alone.


People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.


ESPN's sports center.


You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.


You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.


You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.


If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.



If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.


Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.


If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.


New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.


You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.


Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"


There is always a game on somewhere.
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gmik

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Re: It's great to be a guy
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2006, 08:19:26 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hilarious!!!
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mongoose

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Re: It's great to be a guy
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 08:32:19 PM »

The one I am jealous of that I didn't see:

Clothing sizes actually seem to mean something.

Why oh why can't that be true for women's clothes?
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chuckusa

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Re: It's great to be a guy
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2006, 08:58:19 PM »

You better watch out, the women may have one too!!!

That rocks Joe!!

chuck
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hillsbororiver

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Re: It's great to be a guy
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2006, 09:15:49 PM »

You better watch out, the women may have one too!!!

chuck

You are right Chuck, and it might go like this;


The guide to women
A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
.... without you in it.

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
.... you cheap slob!

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna make fun of you and your friends.
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SandyFla

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Re: It's great to be a guy
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 11:45:07 AM »

 :D :D :D These are great! I'm sure I can come up with some reasons why it's good to be a woman. I'll think about it ... Watch for the thread!

Sandy
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