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Author Topic: Not as good as it first sounded..........  (Read 4533 times)

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hillsbororiver

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Not as good as it first sounded..........
« on: October 31, 2006, 12:59:11 PM »

Frog Calls a Psychic;

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."


 



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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Not as good as it first sounded..........
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2006, 04:21:35 PM »

Nice one!

Like............

The early bird gets the worm.......but.......what about the early worm ;D ::)
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gmik

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Re: Not as good as it first sounded..........
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 12:33:46 AM »

What about a handsome toad kissing an ugly prince????
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hillsbororiver

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Re: Not as good as it first sounded..........
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2006, 11:30:47 AM »

What about a handsome toad kissing an ugly prince????

or maybe a princess?

A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week." The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you and do *Anything* you want." Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally the frog asked, "What is it? I've told you I'm a beautiful Princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The boy said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool."
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gmik

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Re: Not as good as it first sounded..........
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2006, 01:47:06 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Not as good as it first sounded..........
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2006, 02:20:27 PM »

 :D....sweet.....
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