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A few from Rodney Dangerfield

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hillsbororiver:
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met!

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.

dogcombat:
AnnnnnD ;D

"My wife can't cook. In our house we pray AFTER we eat"

"After we leave dental floss on the bathroom sink, roaches hang themselves"

"When my wife told me somebody stole the car, I asked her if she got a description of the driver.
She said 'No, but I did get the liscence plate number".

brothertoall:
Rodney is a riot!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

bobby

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