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Does Your Cat Own You?
SandyFla:
--- Quote from: hillsbororiver on December 10, 2006, 05:37:26 PM ---Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or footboard, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty litter before you pick out anything for yourself?
When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
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YES!!!
--- Quote from: hillsbororiver on December 10, 2006, 05:37:26 PM ---Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
Does your cat sleep on your head?
Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
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No.
--- Quote from: hillsbororiver on December 10, 2006, 05:37:26 PM ---Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
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Sometimes.
--- Quote from: hillsbororiver on December 10, 2006, 05:37:26 PM ---Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap?
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No, but I have those pictures.
--- Quote from: hillsbororiver on December 10, 2006, 05:37:26 PM ---Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children?
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No, I don't keep any pictures in my wallet since I lost the last one in a car fire.
--- Quote from: hillsbororiver on December 10, 2006, 05:37:26 PM ---Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
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No, I don't date. But if I did, the answer would be yes.
hillsbororiver:
LOL :D
Great comments Sandy!
Joe
SandyFla:
Actually, I should clarify one of my answers.
I don't kiss my cats on the lips. They prefer offering me their noses. ;D
Sandy
brothertoall:
--- Quote from: SandyFla on December 13, 2006, 01:11:22 PM ---Actually, I should clarify one of my answers.
I don't kiss my cats on the lips. They prefer offering me their noses. ;D
Sandy
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Hi Sandy,
Your not missing anything. Trust me on this one. Tuna breath just doesn't get it!!! :-X
SandyFla:
--- Quote from: brothertoall on December 13, 2006, 03:01:33 PM ---
--- Quote from: SandyFla on December 13, 2006, 01:11:22 PM ---Actually, I should clarify one of my answers.
I don't kiss my cats on the lips. They prefer offering me their noses. ;D
Sandy
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Hi Sandy,
Your not missing anything. Trust me on this one. Tuna breath just doesn't get it!!! :-X
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I know it! :o hehe ... Bethany (that cute little girl in my avatar) has acid reflux, so her breath is kinda bad these days.
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