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[hillsbororiver]

Both take up too much space on the bed

Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning

Both are threatened by their own kind

Both like to chew wood

Both mark their territory

Both are bad at asking you questions

Neither tells you what's bothering them

Both tend to smell riper with age

The smaller ones tend to be more nervous

Neither does any dishes

Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut

Both are suspicious of the postman

Neither knows how to talk on the telephone

Neither understands what you what you see in cats