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Author Topic: Advice in courting a "Cat Woman"  (Read 2322 times)

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hillsbororiver

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Advice in courting a "Cat Woman"
« on: December 10, 2006, 06:02:30 PM »

So, you're dating a gal who shares her residence with a cat. If your relationship is going to get anywhere, I encourage you to follow each of these suggestions;  

Never, ever mention that you can (or can't) smell the litterbox.

If the kitten wants to spend an hour untying your shoelace, let him. When he gets it untied, retie it so he can continue playing.

Never make a big show of brushing the cat fur from your slacks.
 
Get in the habit of putting a couple of sardines in your pocket - slip them to the cat when she isn't watching.
(Note: you may have to do this through the entire dating period, because the cat will likely go for your pocket each time you visit.)
 
Don't push the cat off the sofa if he's inserted himself between the two of you.
 
When you phone her, ask about her cat.
 
If you're taking her out to dinner, ask her if it's okay to bring home a "cat bag" of leftovers for the cat.
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Patrick

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Re: Advice in courting a "Cat Woman"
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2006, 09:50:21 PM »

Don't think I would date "cat woman" if I had to adhere to those things.
 ;)
« Last Edit: December 10, 2006, 09:52:03 PM by Patrick »
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gmik

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Re: Advice in courting a "Cat Woman"
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2006, 10:15:23 PM »

UH OH  (sssshhhhhhh)  Patrick  don't let sandy hear that! :o
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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: Advice in courting a "Cat Woman"
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2006, 10:21:33 PM »

  Oh and another thing that gives you big A plus with cat lovers.  Offer to pick up hairballs and to clean the litter box.

  I am thankful that David does not like cats.  LOL


  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire
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SandyFla

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Re: Advice in courting a "Cat Woman"
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2006, 01:00:02 PM »

UH OH  (sssshhhhhhh)  Patrick  don't let sandy hear that! :o

ROFL!!! Too late!   :P  But that's OK 'cause I don't date.
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